Why can't I find any interesting blogs to read?

I don't know if you've noticed, but at the top of the page there is a button, it looks like this Next Blog>> and it provide hours of disappointment.  If your experience with the next blog button is anything like mine, you began by looking at 50 religious blogs that I am completely uninterested in.  Then you'll be taken to 50 more pages of newly weds and parents of toddlers.  If you've made it this far, blogger realizes that it has not shown you anything you actually want to read because you only stay on each page for enough time to read the title.  Blogger's solution to your boredom is to ONLY show you pages in traditional Chinese which Google gladly translates for you into English so broken, it makes Gary Busey look like... well a functional member of society.

Here is a list of words that no longer sound like words if you repeat them over and over again.

• Here
• is
• a
• list
• of
• words
• that
• no
• longer
• sounds
• like
• if
• you
• repeat
• them
• over
• and
• again

Yeah, I went there.

Super Mario 64 is the best game of all time (for nintendo 64).  It's so addictive and I want to all those stupid shiny stars!  I have 112/120 stars and I've been using all my free time this weekend to get those last 8!

Onto something more interesting... Lay's Barbecue chips are the best Lay's chips on the market.  Pringles are overrated (unless they want to give me a job), and Tostitos not get the credit they deserve.  In addition, DO NOT CONFUSE TOSTITOS AND TOTINOS, one of them is a brand of chips, and the other a brand of pizza rolls! VERY DIFFERENT!

In conclusion, the moon landing was real, the earth is round, and dinosaurs existed (and were cool)!

-J