Deformaties

This guy...

must live a really hard life!  He can't do things like drive or text on his cellphone!  He can't give you a high five without breaking your arm!  Shampooing his hair is so rough that he is now bald!  When he claps, the sonic booms result in buildings crashing down to earth.  When he thumb wrestles, the thumb wrestles your whole body.  It's very hard for him to manipulate toilet paper as you could imagine.  He uses sleeping bags as mittens when it gets cold.

He has a smile on his face, your life isn't so bad.

-J