One, Two, Three, Four, I Declare a Thumb War!

I think it's very immature to teach the children of America about the horrors of war and the specifications on its declarations at such a young age.  It takes away their innocence... THINK OF THE CHILDREN!  A better game is ring around the rosy, which teaches children about the plague in Europe and how everyone burned to ashes and fell down dead... THATS NO BETTER!!!!  How about the game where the LONDON BRIDGE FALLS DOWN!!!!!  There must be some good and wholesome children's game... Red Rover! that was a fun game... I used to love clotheslining the shorter kids.  After peek-a-boo it just goes downhill...

THIS BABY WON'T STAND FOR IT!

That baby looks like he's going to grow up to be Darth Vader.  The following quotes are possible things this baby is thinking:

"My laser vision isn't working!"

"When this tooth comes in, I'm gonna bite you so hard!"

"That was a wild night in Vegas!"

"Turn that light off, I'm so hung over!"

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!
-J