Another One

Someone told me to write another one, so I guess I'm back by popular demand.

Scrabble, I'm sure you've played it before, especially if your major in college is GAMES.  This game is so frustrating, its the only game that awards 7 points to the word "image" and 38 points to the word "zoo"!  This is ridiculous!  I know people who play scrabble "defensively", I will never win this game!  I can hardly make an English word, I typically just put down random letters that seem to form sounds that I can pronounce and hope that it's in the dictionary.

Moving on, Gilbert Gottfried... I'm sure you have all heard that he was fired from his Aflac contract where his duties include screaming "AFLAC" into a microphone which would later be dubbed onto a duck.  He was fired for posting comical tweets about the situation in Japan "too soon".  His response was this video: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/577ac04770/too-soon-gilbert-gottfried, its hilarious.  Even though the Aflac job didn't involve much effort on Gilbert's part, I am still fighting for him, and fighting for our constitutional right to free speech.  You can go look up Gilbert's tweets, I will not be posting a link to them because I do not want to get fired also.

Moving on, here is a picture of a monkey,

and to all a good night.

-J

Welcome

Good afternoon class,

This is my new and improved blog.  I know you must be wondering a lot of things, "Can I handle the awesomeness?", "Is this harmful to my health?", "Will there be more than three posts?".  All of these answers will be revealed shortly.  The main focus of this blog is to contain words and characters and letters and numbers and pictures and sharks and lasers and Donkey Kong fighting Mario with a light saber.

The rest of this paragraph is only for my readers who are Major League Baseball players, if you are not one, then do not read the rest of this paragraph.  You are a jerk, don't you listen to me!? You are a complete liar, you are NOT a Major League Baseball player!  Why are you still reading this!? STOP IT!

If you were honest and skipped that last paragraph congratulations, however I know that you read it and I am very disappointed in you.  I can not believe you would disobey me like that.  You have broken my trust and now you must earn it back.  As punishment you need the read the stupid paragraph that you just read, have you learned your lesson?

Here are some things that I am not sure about:
  Are plastic coffee cups recyclable?
  Does William Shatner play golf?
  Are you still reading this?

I hope you have made it this far, however if you haven't I am very sorry.  If you stopped reading before this section I would like to present to you some reasons why you should continue to read my blog.  Firstly, this is going to be much more entertaining that what you have read in the preceding paragraphs, I promise.  Secondly, I used the words firstly and secondly.  Thirdly, I used the words secondly and firstly three times each, can you find them?  I'm sure you can!

Sorry you just wasted one of your life reading this.

-J